2:10 PM
Munching Concerns
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| A typical day in Wall Street. |
It's official: Zombies exist in real life! Well, not really. Zombies as we know it are humans turned dead, then undead, and now crave human-mind-slurpies (a.k.a. brains). No, I did not meet one of those. But I did meet a zombie. Yes, that's right! A ZOMBIE!!
I would like you to meet, my zombie:
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| Don't make it angry. You wouldn't like it when it's angry.... |
That, ladies and gentlemen, is my almost 20-year old TV. While it won't lunge at you and tear you to pieces or attempt to eat your brains, it does however share some characteristics as a typical zombie:
- Did it die mysteriously? Yes
- Did it inexplicably revive? Yes
- Does it now have a strange green hue to it? Yes
So, 3 similar characteristics. I would say this qualifies it to be a zombie. Now, if this zombie is likely to eat my brains in my sleep, it's something that we'll have to wait and see.
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